tried to take a picture of this and i think i succeeded

saranimalcrossing:

so my town flag is black with the word “BITCH” on it, so in the club it is my face with the word “BITCH” all around it…

((pattern by Spoons))

message me your friendcode!  ヽ(；▽；)ノ

0103-9913-0172

have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”

timelorddelirium replied to your post: I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL …

wow, that sucks :/ I hope they don’t turn into huge dicks when you tell them you’re not interested though? I’m glad my friends aren’t like that. ö

i think that’s the whole problem. i’m always afraid to say “no”, because i don’t want to end up hurting people. maybe i’m “too” nice!? they’re like “oh well she’s so nice to me, so she must be iNTO ME AWWW YEA”

how do i stop people from getting that idea ugh

i have 0% interest in boys or relationships ffs

I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL NEVER TRY TO MAKE MALE FRIENDS EVER AGAIN

BECAUSE EVERY TIME I DO THEY ASK ME OUT

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY SEE IN ME

I JUST WANT TO BE UR FUCKIN FRIEND FFS

new leaf’s music got real angsty real fast at 7 pm

ITS 5 FUCKIN O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING BUT YOU KNOW IT DOESNT MATTER BECAUSE IM GETTING NEW LEAF TODAY

rodneykong:

the guys who wrote this show were literally on so many drugs it’s unbelievable it ever aired on Cartoon Network

sluttle:

being the only one up left during dodgeball is a terrifying thing

madturbating:

someone make a tutorial on how to respond to compliments

goforthemanboob:

legolastouchedthebutt:

nayx:

making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

#that should not have been as funny as it was